2021 Hobby Bingo

So in addition to participating in the Analogue Hobbies Painting Challenge (LINK), I think I'm going to do Hobby Bingo this year as well. I nicked this one from Table Top Standard (LINK), but it ultimately derives from GW's White Dwarf. 

Completing a boxes 10 points, completing a line is 50 points, and the entire board is 400 points—though I'm not sure if these are cumulative points or not. 

Since the competition technically started on New Years Day, I have several of these I can already check off. Also, a quick perusal of my Twitter feed will show that I've painting a lot of Orks and other various sundry that don't show up on a blog dedicated to Sky Dorfs. I sort of want to make this KO specific, but I don't think I have enough models yet to paint for my army to fill in the card or line. So, I'll probably be more indiscriminate. 

A Plan Brewing

Bjorgen Thundrik took a deep pull from his tankard. He tried to hide his expression, but his eyebrows involutely raised in surprise at the quality (and alcohol content) of the beer he sampled. There was no doubt that this abv in this mug was higher than even the customary Duardin draughts. 

Across the table in the dimly lit back corner of the Blue Drake Tavern, Jakkob Bugmansson XI smiled into his own cup. At this point in his career he had become quite accustomed to the reaction he could read the across the face of Profiteer.

"So, do we have a deal then?" he asked as we swirled the sweet amber poison around in his tankard.

Bjorgen looked the brewmaster steady in the eye as he drained the rest of his mug before speaking. "To give credit where it's due, this is an amazing ale you've got here. But, I'm still a bit cloudy as to why you're coming to me with an offer of exclusive distribution. I'm just a retired Profiteer whose hung up his armour and retired to running a little tavern."

Jakkob put down his mug and leaned closer to Bjorgen before speaking in a voice lower and laced with humour. "O come now Thundrik, we both no better than that! Sure you've got this seedy little bar on the edge of outsider ring here on Barak-Nar, but you've got similarly placed whole-in-the-walls on both Barak-Zilfin and Barak-Urbaz; and you're looking to purchase another on Barak-Zon as well. I don't know what this is all about, but I want in."

Before Bjorgen could protest in surprise, Jakkob then also added, "And I also want to stick it to Grungsson. I know you can't stand him either, so I figure whatever you've got planned will involve ruining his day. For that reason alone I want in." 

With that Jakkob leaned back from his conspiratorial stance and finished the rest of his mug while eying Bjorgen.

"Alright, Bugmansson, you've got a deal. I can't tell you what all you're in for as of yet, both you seem to have your finger in the wind. My tavern will definitely benefit from your brews, and my Gunhauler from your navigational. Pour another round and let's drink to our new partnership."

I recently finished up Jakkob Bugmansson XI. As can be deduced from the above piece of narrative, I plan on running him with Thundrik's crew in a dedicated Gunhauler for flanks and objectives. 

I painted the brewer using the same tones as the rest of the army, but with a less pronounced blue than on the bulk of the Shiny Bois. I figure the brewer would try to keep his armour more or less allegiance neutral, being the savvy business-dorf that he is.

More Balloon Bois!

Just painted up another unit of Endrinriggers for my Kharadron fleet. This is the second unit of these—along with a unit of Skywardens

The tactical plan is to run one of the Gunhaulers with the secret compartment filled with a unit of Thunderers or Thundrik and his lads (if the latter, I'd have room for a navigator there as well given that there's a Skywarden in that unit). This second unit of Endrinriggers will go with that Gunhauler so that they can survive a bit longer. 

Since I've never been able to play a game with this army due to the pandemic, I have no idea if this will work.

A Second Grundstok Gunhauler

It's been a while since I've updated here! I've been hard at work at the hobby since the Solstice, but most of it has been posted over at the Analogue Hobbies Painting Challenge. You can find my stuff here (LINK).

Whilst I've been painting a variety of different miniatures, a second Grundstok Gunhauler has been the big news for the Sky Dorfs:

I still haven't decided on markings or names for these vessels, but I do like the paint scheme.

The general idea is that they are camouflaged for the sky—basically blues and silvers, with only the occasion bits of bronze. 

The official lore is that the Kharadron build most of their tech out of Aether Gold. I've interpreted this as a sort of blueish metal and have thus put lots of blues into the models.

The flight stand came out quite nice on this one as well. I need to put some vegetation on these, but the Army Painter tufts I bough blend in a bit too much. I'm currently shopping on more options.

I've still got the Arkanaut Ironclad another three Endriggers to assemble for this army before I'm running close to 2000 points. Hopefully I'll have that complete in the next month or so!

A Tale of Krås Krüngle

A Holiday Tale from Chamon:

The Kharadron claim that they believe only in the power of the capital and the cunning of a mercantile meritocracy. They tell stories of how their god told them to fend for themselves, and this was the impetus for them to learn grit and self-determination—how they have outgrown the Old Ways and are beholden to no god, creed, or superstition. However this only the official party line.

In the outer rings of the skyports and the below decks of almost any skyvessel of the line, things are different. The old ways persist, and even new stories and myths have emerged as the Age of Chaos turns to the Ages of Sigmar. 

One of these stories is of a Duardin of old—ancient in years beyond counting. One night a year, he visits all the skyports in a single evening and delivers presences to good little dorf of various genders. His name is Krås Krüngle.

As the days grow short and the nights grow long, and as forces of chaos stretch out their evil tendrils to ensnare all that is good in Chamon, Krås Krüngle calls forth the fallen Duardin heroes of yore and leads them on a yearly hunt across the heavens. He and his host bring light to the darkness, spreading goodness and cheer across all the skyports by giving gifts to the younglings. 

While the Geldraad don't like to admit it, the stories are good for business and so they let the "superstition" go....

 

I haven't had much time to paint as of late, but I've been working on this conversion for the last week or so. He's built off a Blood Bowl slayer model with plenty of kit bashing and modeling added. He serves no purpose in any army or list—just a bit of whimsy as the days grow short and the nights grow cold. 

I will be participating in the Analogue Hobbies Challenge from the solstice to the equinox, and as such I'm prepping and priming more than painting at the moment. Expect a deluge of posts here starting late December! Until then, fiction and meta-thoughts as a build and bash models and get them ready for painting! 

Jakkob Bugmansson XI: Brewmaster-General

The Holidays seem to upon us, and dear old GW has released a limited edition model for the Kharadron Overlords, Jakkob Bugmansson XI: Brewmaster-General. (LINK)

Image from GW

The fluff reads as follows:

The duardin. The myth. The legend. In times long past, the name of Bugman was a byword for quality amongst the people of the world-that-was, a brewsmith capable of producing the very best beverages the dwarves had to offer. Now, in the Age of Sigmar, another has risen to take his mantle – the Kharadron known as Jakkob Bugmansson XI!

This is obvious meant to tug on those nostalgia strings. Bugman is one of (if not the) oldest model in the Warhammer Fantasy line. However, since I have no allegiance to the Old World, I'm not necessarily impressed by the lore. 

What I am impressed by is the sculpt. There doesn't seem to be a War Scroll for this fellow yet (though one can hope). He comes on a 32mm base which works well for proxying him for an Aether-Khemist, Endrinmaster, or Aetheric Navigator. The idea of a drunk navigator sounds amazingly dorfy to me, but we'll see what is needed when we finally get the Chonky Bois to the table.

Female Kharadron Overlords—a Journey

One concern that I have had in building my SkyDorfs is that I didn't want them all to be men. While simple biology points to the presence of women among the Duardin, the art in the most recent codex definitely shows that there are females among the leadership of Kharadron Overlords.

There's a great old blog post over at Between the Bolter and Me on Representation in Wargaming (LINK), that I wholeheartedly recommend. And that post got me thinking on how to bring a little balance to my own army.

My first attempt was to use one of the runners from Kaosball's New Victoria Klockwerks:

It's not a great miniature: the plastic much softer than GW, the pose is problematic, and the sculpt in general has some issues. But, my plan was to use just her head and put it on one my Thunderers. However, I thought her pigtails would read as female even in big, bulky KO amour. Also, the goggles read steampunk. Unfortunately, it didn't quite look right.

Part of this was caused by the hair—it forced me to have her head sit higher and forward slightly more than the eye could take. It just looks off. So, I wound up pulling her head off and slapping the standard helmet on to the Thunderer.

It then occurred to me that maybe Duardin women would want armour more in keeping for their own bodies—complete with stylized helmets that don't have giant beards. With this in mind, I looked around and landed on Clockwork Angels from Warmachine.

Thinking in terms of the Bolter&Me post above, there are a lot of problems with the sculpt. They are have the standard (and cringe worthy) boob armour comment to a lot of fantasy minis. Also, the proportions are awkward with a shortened trunk and longer legs. And then, there's the curve of two of their backs which accentuates their breasts. However, the Artdeco motifs and steampunk aesthetic are pretty close to the Kharadron; the arms and wings are separate from the body, so conversions should be easier; and the shortened trunk is an asset when trying to compress the model to represent a Duardin.

My test model was to use extra bits leftover from a skyrigger sprue to build up a female endrinrigger. As you can see, I'm just using the body of the Clockwork Angel. I started by snipping off her right leg so that I can use both the legs for the KO. 

The legs look awkward by themselves; but once I added the arms, weapons, backpack and harness, things look a lot better. I use green stuff sparingly to help smooth over gaps—with models this small there wasn't the need to add much. Additionally, the tools and gubbins of an endrinrigger hide a multitude of sins.

All in all, I think she reads as a female SkyDorf without being too weird. I have two more models left in the Clockwork Angels pack—the leader and the other 'grunt.' I've toyed with the idea of an all-female team of endrinrigger weapons specialists, but I might also just disperse them throughout the army as well.